You're among friends here. We think we can now safely reveal how Hamlet ends.
Ready? Everyone dies!
Well, not Horatio. And that Norwegian chap. One or two of the guards, if Fortinbras didn't run them through on the way in. But apart from that - okay, Osric's still standing at the end. But apart from- alright, the gravedigger. Some of the ambassadors, maybe. But apart from them, some servants, three guards, Reynaldo and a king and a fool who were dead already... everybody dies at the end.
But you knew that. So why not wear your knowledge proudly on your chest with the Waiting For Hamlet Everyone Dies In The End T-Shirt. Everyone will think you've sat through Hamlet and treat you like you're the sort of person who does stuff like that.
It's an ideal Christmas or birthday present too. Imagine the time and money you could save your friends by giving them this so they don't have to go and see it either.
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